Your Stereotypical {Fairy Tail x Reader} Story

_{A/N: Please be sure to read the description before/after reading this story! It'll make me feel a lot better and hopefully I won't get jumped on for this story >////<}



Scene 1: The Introduction!

*POOF!* 

(Name): I don't agree at all with this script.

(Producer Jonah *yes that is me*): Aww, c'mon (Name)! I know you can do this! 

(Name): No! This character is nothing like me! 

(Producer Jonah): But then it won't be like every single other story out there written! You've gotta be this character, or it won't work. 

(Name): Fine, fine. //she angrily reads off the script//

~

The young Dragon Slayer-

*POOF!*

(Producer Jonah): What now?!

(Name): I am not a Dragon Slayer.

(Producer Jonah): But think about! At least 80-90% of Fairy Tail fanfiction writers make their readers Dragon Slayers. Do it, or it won't be stereotypical! 

(Name): Whatever. //she again angrily reads off the script//

~

The young Dragon Slayer's long, shiny hair blew gracefully in the wind as she stared up at the sky.....


*POOF!*

(Producer Jonah): //looks at you slightly irritated// Yes, precious (Name)?

(Name): How the hell does hair flow gracefully in the wind?! If anything, my hair looks like I've been in three sandstorms and a tornado when it goes in the wind. 

(PJ *tired of writing Producer Jonah*): It's FANFICTION. You're basically every disney princess! 

(Name): I do like disney....


~

The young Dragon Slayer's long, shiny hair blew gracefully in the wind as she stared up at the sky. She sighed, her fellow exceed flying onto her shoulder. "You alright?" She asked her, and she nodded. "Everything's fine! I know we've only been in Magnolia for about a couple of hours, but I'm so excited to join Fairy Tail!" She shouted trium-

*POOF!*

(PJ): //sobs// One line..You were almost done reading just on line...

(Name): hoW THE HELL DO I KNOW ABOUT FAIRY TAIL WHEN I'VE ONLY BEEN IN MAGNOLIA FOR THREE GODDAMN HOURS?! DO YOU KNOW HOW OFFENSIVE THIS IS TO SOME PEOPLE?

(PJ): Don't worry, don't worry! Everything will be fine!

(Name): Bu-

~

The young Dragon Slayer's long, shiny hair blew gracefully in the wind as she stared up at the sky. She sighed, her fellow exceed flying onto her shoulder. "You alright?" She asked her, and she nodded. "Everything's fine! I know we've only been in Magnolia for about a couple of hours, but I'm so excited to join Fairy Tail!" She shouted triumphantly. 

"Oi." Someone called out behind her. She turned around and saw a very attractive-

*POOF!*

(Name): Natsu is not attractive. 

Natsu: HEY! I'm right here! 

(Name): I know.

(PJ): And you say I'm the offensive one...

~

She turned around and saw a very attractive male, staring straight into her bright orbs. "Who are you?" She asked, taking into defensive mode. "You looked dazed, I was wondering if you were de-"


*POOF!*

Natsu: Look, I know I look stupid and all, but I don't randomly go up to people and assume they're dead!

(PJ): CUT. JUST CUT. THIS IS TAKING TOO GODDAMN LO- 

~

Scene 2: Welcome to Fairy Tail!

"Woah, so this is Fairy Tail??!!?!?!?!? It's huge!" the girl yelled in awe-

*POOF!*

(PJ): No, no, you're reading it wrong! The reader must be a character that's got a horrible past that she mustn't share with anyone!

(Name): then how do YOU suggest I read it!?

(PJ): Simple, like you don't care!

Natsu: Figures.

~

"Woah, so this is Fairy Tail? It's huge." The girl said, observing the guild hall, as a giant table flew right at he-

*POOF!*

(Name): Why is there a table flying at me?

(PJ): Because that's how it goes in ALL the stories! Writers assume that just because a table flew at Lucy in episode 2, that they fly at guild members EVERY-TIME they enter the guild! Now, keep reading, love~

~

The girl said, observing the guild hall, as a giant table flew right at her. "Watch out!" Natsu yelled, breaking the table with a fist covered in flames. "Woah, thanks!" the girl yelle-

*POOF!*

(Name): Why does my character act like I've NEVER seen fire magic before in my life?

(PJ): Uhhhh, because they haven't! And what's I tell you about that shocked attitude! Keep it calm, dark past! Dark past~~~!

~

"Woah, thanks." The girl said, swiftly walking passed the fighting guild hall, noting that no one took notice of her. When she couldn't see any sign of a master anywhere, she walked to a kinda..short..guy, talking to a beautiful white-haired girl and tapped his shoulder. "Um, excuse me..? Do you know where the master is? I was wondering if I could join the guild." She said as the white-haired girl giggled slightly. "Why, I am the master! I'd love for you to join my guild. What kind of magic do you use?" He asked. 


"Dragon slayer elemental mag-"


*POOF! ALL THE FUCKING POOFS!*

Everyone (but me ofc): DRAGON SLAYER ELEMENTAL MAGIC?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

(Name): Is thAT EVEN A THING?! WHO THE HELL WOULD YOUR DRAGON BE? ACNOLOGIA?!!?!?!?!

Natsu: //shudders slightly in a corner//

~

"Dragon Slayer elemental magic." She said, causing Makarov to nod slight-

*POOF!*

(Name): I'm sorry, but I think Master would've been crying in a corner because even to me, that sounds like some scary shit. I mean, look at Erza! She's fucking cradling in a corner thinking about an ELEMENTAL mage, and a DRAGON SLAYER ONE AT THAT!

Lucy: E-Even me and Levy-chan are looking in the books to see if those ACTUALLY exist!

(PJ): Ah, come on guys! Be realistic! What story HASN'T made their reader overpowered? It's only natural!!

(Name): //whispers to Natsu// *I say when we're done with this thing, we call the insane asylum for their newest client...*

Natsu: //nods eagerly//

(PJ): I can hear you....//sweatdrops//

 ~

She said, causing Makarov to nod slightly. "Mira, stamp the girl!" He said, and the white-haired girl smiled and stamped her. "Hey, you! Come meet my team!" Natsu yelled, waving for the girl to come over. She did so, and looked at what seemed to be fou-

*POOF!*

Wendy: F-Four? Where's...Me? //looks down//

(PJ): Aww, don't be sad, kid! I'll take you out to icecream when this is over~

Natsu: Wasn't the guild just fighting? How could (Name) possibly hear me yell out to her over all the noise?

(Name): Yeah, and "Hey, you!"? Does he not know my character's name?

(PJ): So many questions, so little time~!

~

She did so, and looked at what seemed to be four mages. "They are Erza, Lucy, and Gray!" Natsu introduced them as they nodded when they're name was being called. "Nice to meet you all!" She smiled. "We were just about to go on a mission, wanna come with us? Natsu a-

*POOF!*

(Name): I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN A MEMBER FOR 10 SECONDS AND THIS BASTARD'S TRYING TO PULL ME ON A MISSION WITH HIS TEAM, DAFUQ?!

(PJ): //sighs dramatically and flops onto desk chair with 2 to 3 empty pints of icecream from like 2 hours of writing  director's chair//

~

Scene 3: Mission and Natsu vs (Name)!

"Sure!" She said excitedly. "Awesome! But first, I wanna fight you!" Natsu suddenly shouts to he-

*POOF!*

Natsu: tHAT IS NOT ME. I DO NOT FIGHT NEW MEMBERS OF THE GUILD IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES OF THEM JOINING! I mean, sure, I like fighting, a lot, but...//sulks in a corner//

~

Natsu suddenly shouts to her. "W-What?" She stuttered, backing away slowly. "Nice going, flame brain. You scared the new girl!" Gray shouted. "You wanna go, Ice Princess?!" "Whenever you a-"


~

Gray: I'd just like to point out that Natsu and I don't even fight that often. 

Natsu: I mean, sure, we can bicker, but we never really break out into an actual fight. 

(PJ): //why are all these kids complaining to me//

(Name): We're all older than you, actually.


~ End Scene: I quit...


"LUCY, JUST GET OUT OF THE DAMN GUILD."

"WHY BIT"

"YOU TRIED TO STEAL NATSU FROM ME"

"GET REKT M8"

"360MLGNOSCOPE NO H8 NO W8 M8"

(PJ): I quit....