Hanji's Potion - (Eren x Neko!Reader)

"Here, Drink this!" Hanji said, shoving a weird liquid in your hands.

"Hanji, I don't trust you. What's this?" You asked.

"Don't worry, I made myself some too! Look!" She said, taking out a glass with the same liquid and drunk it all.

"Alright..." You said and took a long sip.

Then darkness welcomed you.

~*~

You woke up on a couch.

"W-wha..?" You said, waking up and holding your head.

When you touched your head you felt to fuzzy things on top of it. You pulled it to see if It would come off.

"REOW!!!" You screeched, lowering your fuzzy ear and nuzzling it.

"Ah, I see our little kitty is awake." Hanji said, looking up from her paperwork.

......

"The fuck?"

"You see, I made you drink a potion. Oh, you're sitting on something." She said with a smirk.

You stood up on the couch and looked behind you to see a long tail. You whipped it around.

You turned around to follow it, but the tail moved. You ran to it, the tail only being faster than you.

"Alright, kitty. Come here." She said as she picked you up.

Wait.

She just fucking picked you up.

It was then you realized you were smaller than her. the potion must have made you shrink.

"Hanji what the fuck was in that drink?"

"I told you, it was a potion."

"Where are my manners  your fuckness, what was in the potion? " You growled.

"(y/n) don't be like that! It's just for an experiment. I'm gonna go get someone to pick you up." She said, putting you down on her desk.

You were basically half human half cat. You were small, indeed. You had (h/c) ears and a (h/c) tail. But you were still in your Survey Corps uniform, which surprised you that it shrunk with you.

"Sometimes I wonder why the hell I even joined the Survey Corps." You said, holding onto your ear that still hurt from you pulling on it.

Suddenly, the door burst open.

"REOW!" you screeched and jumped on top of Hanji's bookcase.

"Oh my god, she's so adorable!"

"I want her!"

"Hanji what the hell?"

Apparently, when Hanji announced she wanted someone to take care of you, they didn't believe it and wanted to see for themselves.

"Here, kitty kitty kitty~" Hanji sang, holding her arms out for you to jump in.

You only did a hiss and scooted back.

"Ah come on (y/n)~"

"I can scratch your fucking eyeballs out you know." You hissed.

Hanji shook the bookcase, causing you to fall and scamper behind the closest person, which happened to be Eren.

"Fine, I see she doesn't want me." Hanji said.

"Damn right." You mumbled.

"Alright, then I guess she's going with Eren." Hanji said.

"Oh fuck no." You said, and walked from behind which you know now was Eren.

"You don't wanna go with Eren?" Hanji asked.

"Obviously not. She wants to go with a man like me." Jean said with an arrogant smirk.

"This kitty ain't goin' with no horse." You sneered as everyone laughed and Jean mumbled something.

Suddenly, you were being picked up.

You turned around to realize it was Eren.

"So, are you going with Eren or not?" Hanji asked.

"Fine." You grumbled as everyone left, but Eren stayed with you in his arms.

"Excuse me but I think the Survey Corps doesn't carry around cat food." Eren said.

"THE FUCK?!" you said.

"What?" Hanji asked.

"I AM NOT EATING CAT FOOD!" You protested, scratching Eren's hand.

He hissed in pain and dropped you, and you quickly jumped back onto of Hanji's bookcase.

"(Y/n) I wouldn't scratch him if I were you." Hanji said.

"I didn't mean to!" You said.

"You know he is a titan shifter. He can turn into a titan any moment! Don't scratch him!" Hanji said.

you mumbled something under your breath.

"(y/n) that hurt!" Eren said, holding his hand.

"You wanna kill all of the titans yet you can't take a cat scratch?" You said.

"(y/n) I'm serious!"

"I am too."

"(Y/N)!"

"Fine! What the hell do you want me to do? Say sorry and kiss it better?!" You said, licking your hand.

"Ew. Don't do that."

"Hanji turned me into a fucking cat. What do you expect me to do?" You said, putting your hand down.

"Here, I have some bandages." Hanji said, wrapping the bandage around Eren's hand.

"Thank you. Now (y/n), do you want me to carry you to lunch?" Eren said.

"Oh, my knight in shining armor, how about no?" You said.

"Then what do you want? To walk to lunch by yourself?" Eren asked.

You grumbled and jumped down the bookcase, walking to Eren who had picked you up.

"Please don't scratch me..." he whispered.

"Relax you big baby, as long as you don't give me a reason to I won't." You said.

~*~

You both arrived to the mess hall. Eren sat down with Armin and Miaksa at his table, when he sat down he put his tray down that you were on.

"Eren, are you sure you can take care of (Y/n)?" Mikasa asked.

"If you need any help, you can tell us.." Armin said.

"Thanks guys, but I think I'll be okay."

"Says the guy who cried over a small scratch." You snickered.

"I did not cry!" Eren said, shoving a piece of bread in your mouth, which you happily chewed.

Miaksa hid the small smile on her face with her scarf while Armin just kept eating.

While Eren was talking to Armin, you quickly took his bread.

"I was gonna give it to you anyway." He said as you shrugged.

Suddenly, Jean walked over.

You not noticing, you were looking at your bread that was now half gone. You forgot since you were small everything was bigger.

you suddenly felt a finger pet your head.

You let out an unexpected purr.

You you saw it was Jean, you quickly scratched him.

"What the fuck?! I was just petting you!" Jean said.

"I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!" You yelled.

Then everyone laughed. Hell, even a few squad leaders laughed, too.

Suddenly, you felt another finger pet you. Realizing it was Mikasa, you let out a purr and snuggled closer to her.

She smiled and picked you up.

"Eren, can I please keep her?" Mikasa asked.

"U-Uh, no." He said, carefully taking you back in his arms.

You saw Hanji laughing about something and smiled mischievously.

You carefully got out of Eren's grip and ran to Hanji. thankfully you were small so she didn't see you.

"(Y/n) what are you doing?!"

You ran to Hanji's leg and scratched her, causing a surprised scream to come from her.

She looked down and looked at you.

"What was that for?!" She whined.

"for turing me into a cat!"

Eren ran to you before you could do anything else and picked you up, taking you out of the mess hall.

~*~

Eren brought you to his room.

"Eren why am I in your room? It's cold down here.." You said.

"Because you're too small to stay in your room. Plus you're my responsibility."

"My hero." You said sarcastically.

He placed you on his pillow when you yawned.

"Someones tired." He said.

"I am not!" You whined like a kid.

He smiled.

You yawned again and lied down, closing your eyes.

Eren looked at you and smiled.

He turned off the lights and lied down, facing you.

He patted you and you gave a purr, still sleeping.

He kissed your forehead and whispered.

"I love you, (y/n)."